December 2009
11 posts
Tumblarity
can suck my xmas balls.
Christmas songs
are the best.
“I pissed on my cats head when I was three, but its dead now so it’s live.”
– Evan Alexander
The shock
of rage reaching number one was too much for britanny murphy.
10 Different Types Of Soup :: Sock Episode 3 →
incredibly fucked up
November 2009
48 posts
The question is,
what is the question?
subject-to-change:
WOAH. Bros, I just realized this why Portal is the female version of an FPS after playing Portal for like the fifth time: 1. The main character is female. 2. The main villain is female. 3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots…VAGI-I mean, space-time tunnel apertures. 4. The game is based around evasion and manipulation instead of confrontation and domination. 5. The turrets....
“This is the best adventure ever!”
– Some bell-end on the cbbc channel.
Rather good. →
I love that
corned beef slices are exactly the right size for a sandwich.
This is how it went down
Mother: You owe me eighty five pound though!
Me: Yes, you've already shouted at me for it numerous times.
Mother: I wanted to buy a coat this month but now I can't!
Me: That's silly, you can't re-have a go at me because of that. Thats like for example, you breaking my tennis racket and me shouting at you, but then also having the right to shout at you every time wimbledon is on!
sounds like the ending of the phantom menace.
“Isn’t this great Squidward? Its just the three of us. You, me, and this...”
– Spongebob Squarepants
Tumblarity
is shit
Don't you think
that the 2012 olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving head?
When I
burp, it tastes of pepperami.
“And they kissed, without any prompting from the J-Man.”
– Jake Callinan
Leek Spin. →
Interestingly enough,
today was less than interesting. Although on the bright side, Tom bought four cokes for a pound and received a pound change. The woman behind the counter was not only foolish to endorse such a deal, but also rather bad at maths. The downside was that they were some sort of arabian imports and we spent the rest of lunchtime giddier than crack taking squirrels, but it’s a small price to pay...
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils …”
– Louis Hector Berlioz
If only...
Flubber was real.